My Pa Ain’t Here – Buck Richards & Ryan Sebastian
Tattoo Ryan was looking for dick at the Fancy Hotel, but it got so hot that day that he was taking a break when he saw Cousin Buck walking by and decided he’d see if his old trick of taking a guy’s pants off using only his eyes was still any good. Don’t you already know it was? Buck fell on that stick faster than you can say “Road Kill”, and then the two huge sticks were buried in their holes. This is how we roll on Lot 45.