Enter The Mojo – Marcus Mojo & Jack King
In ancient times, the Elders spoke of the great riddles and the great emptiness of life. The Elders would speak of a warrior to come whose ass would be firm and whose heart would not be impure. This warrior, it is said, must overcome the understanding of the unknown and fear no limb in Earth and Heaven. It is claimed that a new incarnation of the warrior will arrive on Earth once every four hundred years, and you can tell he is real by the size he spews.
Turns out Marcus Mojo and Jack King have been hearing this story from their handlers for a while now, and truth be told, they would just take over the spar a little while later, just fuck each other’s brains out… let all that ‘defeat understanding’ mumbo jumbo for Jet Li.
