You’re Such A Dumbass, I Swear – JJ Knight, Pierce Paris
Two straight friends, JJ Knight and Pierce Paris, are hanging out together, bragging about their recent sexual adventures and trying to outdo each other. It gets to the point where Pierce brags about having “airtight sex” with a specific girl, which confuses JJ. How can you have an ‘airtight’ relationship with just ONE person? It makes no sense. But Pierce stands by his story, which makes it blatantly clear to JJ that he has NO IDEA what ‘airtight’ means. JJ doesn’t want to be a total jerk, but he WANTS his friend to learn a thing or two so he doesn’t keep putting his foot in his mouth. JJ opens a porn video showing ‘airtight sex’ and Pierce quickly realizes he was wrong all along. What that girl REALLY gave him was ‘deep throat’, not ‘airtight’. Oops!
But as these two friends continue watching porn, they start to get hard. It seems they are both excited and in dire need of release. All this talk about sex has made them extremely horny, but it would be totally weird if they started masturbating next to each other, right? Well… lots of guys do this all the time, so it can’t be that weird! They decide to masturbate side by side, which leads to some hot mutual masturbation, and before long, they decide to go all the way to see for themselves what gay sex is really like. Now THAT is an airtight plan.
