Dexter: New Breed – A ColbyKnox Parody – Colby Chambers, Mickey Knox
It will happen again, and again. It has to happen. My name is Dexter, Dexter Porkin. I fake a lot of human interactions, I feel like I fake them all. And I fake them very well.” I let myself into someone’s house, a hardworking heartthrob returning from work. His dating profile says he’s top, but I have pictures that say otherwise. Something is wrong. The ‘top’ asks your virtual assistant to turn the lights on several times. The lights are off. The power must be running low, a common occurrence when you live in the middle of nowhere. He lights a candle and pours himself a cup of bedtime tea, too tired to wonder who would have made him tea at this hour. I turn on the lights, he turns to see me on the couch. “Who the hell are you?” he asks, I’ll tell him later. His jerk toward me quickly turns into a stumble, then a slow descent to the ground. He must be pretty tired of all his recent ‘covering up’. Time to get to work, then the real fun begins. Right after everything is set up, he finally wakes up. He is lying on a table covered in cling film in his garage, he is also wrapped in cling film. I covered most of the garage with plastic, despite all the inevitable shit, of course. “Who are you, what do you want, what is going on?” he asks the usual questions. I tell him he’s mine now and to see what he’s done.
I made a little collage of fun photos from his recent sexual adventures. He’s not a top, he’s a bottom, and he loves it. This man cheats on his connections to get what he wants, he’s just like me. But lie to everyone? I don’t, I have standards. His eyes are closed, he still refuses to face the truth of his actions, wrong choice. I turn his head to the pictures, “OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID”! He starts praying to himself, I interrupt him, it never helped anyone. He begins to realize his situation and bargain: “You can have anything, anything you want.” How about a little honesty? “Do it! I deserve it, please!” he yells, we’re finally getting somewhere. I slowly grab his soft cock and – wait, is he hard already? Perfect. I slowly push his cock into my black rubber gloves, I can’t leave any fingerprints. I’m a very tidy monster. Seeing as his cock is out and I start to suck slowly, natural lube is best.
He’s already moaning like a bitch, so I stuff a sock into his mouth, needing to concentrate. I speed up my blowjob and he seems to be enjoying it. He could spit out the sock and leave right now if he wanted to, I never wrap the wrap too tight. But going out now is something a top would do. I continue to alternate between jerking him off and sucking his cock as he screams into his sock he’s getting close. With one last sock scream, he unloads his cum all over his cock, his stomach, my gloves. Now I receive my remembrance; cum, sometimes it sets my teeth on edge. I put some of her fresh sperm on a microscope slide and set it aside, a nice addition to my collection. I’m not done yet, I don’t think this top has fully accepted who he really is. There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface. Take the sock out of your mouth and grab my favorite tool, a 12-inch double-ended vibrator. “Are you ready?” I ask him. “Yes sir.” he answers.
I stab the dildo into her tight hole. He is briefly stunned into silence by the sudden penetration, but starts screaming and moaning loudly in no time. I slowly pushed and twisted the toy in and out of his ass as he caught his breath. I’m a lot harder than usual right now. Seeing him enjoy the dildo, the plastic everywhere, the rubber gloves, he’s probably too stiff too; just like me. Enough with the toy, I need to enjoy too. I take off my pants and crawl on top of him. slowly sliding my erect cock into his ass. It screams louder than before, just like a background should. I fuck him on the table and hold my glove over his mouth, jumping on him like that’s good, but I need more strength. I grab him and bring his ass to the side of the table. Now I can fuck him as hard as I want so I do just that.
I’m pushing at him over and over again, wishing I could stay like this with him forever. But monsters don’t live happily ever after. I need to see if he’s accepted himself like he’s accepted my cock. “Say I am a fund!” I demand. He doesn’t say that. “Fuck, say I’m a fund!” I repeat, fucking him harder and faster than ever before, “Fuck, say that”! “I’m a fund,” he yells. The truth is revealed. Now that he’s accepted himself, he can accept my load too. I fight on your tight ass until I’m ready to give him my sperm. “I am a fund! I am a fund!” is pretty much all he can say at this point. It puts me on edge. I explode into his ass and pull to imprint my seed all over his ass. My work here is done for now.
