Anal Anointment – Christopher White, Joel Someone
After an intense first meeting, it was time for Elder White to meet President Somebody again. The previous encounter awakened the elder’s deepest, darkest desires, but it also nudged him in the right direction, urging him to fully commit to the mission and become an exemplary member. Although he still believed in his sacred calling, his true motivation was to please President Someone, his mentor and the protagonist of all his lustful fantasies. Fortunately, his efforts paid off and he was about to be rewarded once again. When President Someone called Christopher to tell him he was ready to be anointed as a member, the young missionary’s heart was pounding with excitement, for he was about to be anointed with oil by the man he admired most. He knew that President Someone’s way of dealing with sin was questionable, but he didn’t care, for he was about to receive the hottest, creamiest blessing from him.
