Never Too Sick for Dick – Brody Kayman, Max Mabry
In a desperate attempt to escape his college responsibilities, Max fakes an illness in hopes of fooling his unsuspecting stepfather, Brody. But Max’s ruse, however elaborate, comes to nothing, as Brody quickly becomes suspicious of Max’s conveniently timed illness. Determined to uncover the truth, Brody resorts to an unconventional tactic: a rectal thermometer. Despite Max’s hesitation, Brody insists on using the thermometer, effectively exposing Max’s lies. Faced with irrefutable evidence, Max has no choice but to confess his plan. Suddenly transforming into a more understanding version of himself, Brody explains to his stepson that he can’t just skip college whenever he wants, and explains to him how hard it would be for his mother if he flunked out. Max begs him not to tell her, and then Brody has an idea. The rectal exercise made him horny, so he pulled out his penis and told Max to get acquainted with it. If he plays his cards right, Brody won’t tell his wife about the whole disease fiasco.
