Adam Snow, Dex Devall & Noah White – The Neighbor’S Secret
I think Professor Snow is a college professor or something. I’ve never met a college professor. I don’t know if I should call him “professor” or not. Mom says she thinks Noah is gay. I mean, I don’t care, but it’s like I’m not gay. Well, I didn’t think he was, until yesterday. Things got a lot more complicated yesterday. Noah is definitely gay, though. Mom said I should go meet him, but seriously, we’re both about ten years too old to knock on the door and say, “Prof. Snow, can Noah come out and play?”
I’ll have to wait until I see him, but now even that’s kind of weird. I have this telescope. I haven’t used it in years. I almost got rid of it, but it’s really nice and it’s not like we don’t have room to store it. I don’t know why I did it. I was curious about the neighbors and thought maybe if I looked in their windows I could find out more about them, you know. Now I kind of wish I hadn’t.
