Hairy Dick – Nicholas Ryder, Caden Dior, Alan Apollo
Two young missionaries go door to door, preaching the word of God. Their faith is strong, but they can’t help but share a sexual tension that is hard to ignore. One day, there is a knock on the door from Mr. Ryder, a strange man from the neighborhood who seems to have a particular interest in sharing an afternoon with the elders. Mr. Ryder invites them in and offers them a pie while asking them a few questions about their faith. Suddenly, the room is filled with an eerie feeling, and the host abruptly changes the subject. He shares his heretical thoughts with the missionaries, but asks about the sexual tension between the two and the ways they resolve it while trying to stay away from sin. Little do the missionaries know that this is all part of Mr. Ryder’s twisted plan to lure them into the most profane, erotic, and lewd afternoon of their entire lives.
