Hard Day’s Night – Austin Wilde, Silas O’Hara
Silas O’Hara is in trouble. Hammered, horny, and lost at a party, he’s staring at the sunrise through slits for eyes. When he calls his boy, Austin Wilde, for a ride home and a place to sleep, he’s sure the night is almost over. The thing is, Austin’s day is just beginning, and Silas’ phone call basically jumpstarted Austin’s routine a half-hour early this morning. Dutifully, Austin is happy to “rescue” Silas, but no good deed goes unrewarded. So when the two return to Austin’s house, they both have one thing on their minds: Silas just wants to sleep, and Austin just wants to get his morning nut. Looks like Silas’ night just got a little longer, and a “hole” a whole lot harder.