Shoplifting Leads to Ass Fucking
If you’re black and reading this, do us police a favor – DON’T RUN THE FUCK! Just because Jesse Owens was able to outrun the white man doesn’t mean you can. I’m tired of having to buy new shoes because you stupid motherfuckers think you can just run away. That’s not how it works, kid. Is it worth risking your life over a $16.99 T-shirt for some bitch of yours? No, but this spearman thought so today. How stupid can you be? Someone called the cops on a bald motherfucker shoplifting. When we approached you, you ran. When we searched you, you had women’s clothing tucked inside your sweatshirt. Come on bro, not even the Trump administration is that dumb. So we take this bald nigga and we take him back to one of our secret spots. We use our cracka dicks to convince you that stealing shit is a dumb idea. Thank goodness the darkies aren’t all stupid and know that the easy way out is always the best option for everyone involved.
