Too Much Baggage – Jay Tee
Most residents arrive at the house with nothing to their name except a battered cell phone and an empty wallet. The rare exception is someone who has collector tendencies and owns tons of worthless shit. Since they can’t afford storage and they’ve lost all their friends, they try to take us to the garage. We usually say, “No”. Every once in a while, though, the home manager making the entry makes an error in judgment, usually to keep a front yard from looking like a sale. Well none of us appreciated this guy’s shit all over the place and finally one of the managers confronted the resident.